I'd really love to be a fly on the wall when someone tells President Covfefe about the Alaska Bypass system, where USPS pays 2-to-8 times what it receives in postage to for-profit shipping companies actually moving the items, often with no discernible USPS involvement aside from cutting the checks. But then, the WaPo has been against it for years and Alaska is a reliably red state, so maybe he'll leave it alone.