This discussion thread is an homage to the daily letter carrier scanner safety messages, most of which border on the inane when there are many more serious safety issues at the USPS. Post your favorite scanner messages here!

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Where are the cool towels located?

I've been doing this all wrong.

Postal employees want to know - who has the job of posting these messages - and how can they get this job!?

What about pants?

But it's 48 degrees outside!

This calls for a half day of sick leave and a trip to the doctor.